What do liberals plan to do about Global Dimming?
About a couple of hours after dinner every day something strange happens, it gets really dark outside. And I mean really dark, it makes no sense.
I'm pretty sure that crime goes up during this time because nobody can see in the dark, well except for the muggers, the sodomites, the Sandinistas, the Al Qaedas, the gypsies, and the RAND corporation super soldiers; because everyone knows that they can see in the dark for various reasons (night vision goggles, infra red vision, magical powers, cat eyes, etc.)
This is a recession, so you all know that silver bullets to defeat the sodomites and .50 BMG rounds to use against super soldiers are hard to buy.
I can't leave the house because of this threat known as global dimming that seems to happen every single day, what are libs going to do to fix this, huh?
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Tags: cat eyes, gypsies, magical powers, muggers, night vision goggles, rand corporation, recession, red vision, sandinistas, silver bullets, single day, sodomites
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Have a worldwide summit to discuss it. And get nothing done.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:48 pm
light a candle for 30 seconds every 5 minutes.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:48 pm
I wish that you didn’t bring this up as they will find a way to tax such a thing. I have zero faith in the liberals not being that crooked and horrible of human beings.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:48 pm
The next thing they will tell us do is to stop taking showers.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:48 pm
It could be valid to argue that we are poweless to stop global warming and should not spend money fighting it. But when Republicans try to argue that global warming isn’t happening, they look like complete idiots. That would be laughable if it didn’t make our entire country look to the rest of the world like we all live in a trailer park.
The goal of those who are worried about global warming is that we burn less fossil fuels. So forget warming: are the Republicans saying we should keep going at the current pace, importing 1 billion dollars worth of oil a day from Arabs who hate us? What happened to the GOP being the party that was so concerned about national defense? Are they throwing that out the window, just so they can attack Al Gore? The new GOP = party before country.
That’s not just stupid, is practically treasonous.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:48 pm
I don’t know but this widely scattered darkness is scaring me.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:48 pm
F. A . I . L
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Turn on the lights…that’s the ticket, and it’s the ‘progressive’ thing to do!