more thoughts(not numbered)?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol?I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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August 31st, 2010 at 5:51 am
Oh….My….God!
That was perfect. I gotta use that sometime.
August 31st, 2010 at 5:51 am
I think you have too much time on your hands, great questions though!!!
August 31st, 2010 at 5:51 am
great ideas! lol! im giving you a star!
August 31st, 2010 at 5:51 am
Those are good
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August 31st, 2010 at 5:51 am
You make a very good point!
August 31st, 2010 at 5:51 am
funny
August 31st, 2010 at 5:51 am
Funny!! Especially about the mattresses always being on sale!! That is so true!!
August 31st, 2010 at 5:51 am
yea thats a good thaught
August 31st, 2010 at 5:51 am
a) mermaids don’t exist
b) not just children use children’s tylenol
c) it’s not light needed to make the mirror "work," it’s light needed to allow your eyes to see the reflection
d) considering it’s an american airline, and we are assholes, you will likely not be allowed to drink
e) the world would probably come to an end
f) the sky goes to infinity as far as "we" know
g) once again, americans are assholes, so the bible is what counts in court
h) yes. people are pretty stupid.
i) everything is on sale at least SOMEWHERE in the world each day