How do I get my hands on a piece of chocolate cake? They are having a birthday party in legal?
i need a plan. graphs, diagrams. i need help people. and if you have night vision goggles may i borrow them?
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February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Maybe call in a bomb threat ……..
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
*after 5 hours of calculations and mathematical diagrams* OMG…. this is it……. reach in and take it.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
It’s not really yogurt, is it? I hate those ads. I want CAKE!
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Walk in like you’re supposed to be there, take a piece, thank them smile and enjoy!
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
First you have to get your hands on a ninja suit and learn the art of ninja. You must learn how to blend into your surroundings. Lay out the map. Learn schedules.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Send in a trusting co-worker to get you both a piece. The trick to life is having doting minions and being able to convince said minions to do anything.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
I turned 42 eight days ago and had no cake.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Just go there and say that you’re a friend’s of a friend!
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
I have nothing you can borrow. But you will need a plan. Maybe get a disguise and impersonate someone who is off in legal. I f no one is off wait until they are stuck in a meeting. Try not to let anyone see you too close or speak to curb suspicion. Grab the cake and leave. Mission success.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Yeah you can barrow the goggles but i need them back by 7
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
What you need is a diversion, I’ll make a call.
*mutters into his phone indistinctly*
Okay we’re set, when you see a rhinocerous on rollerblades in the hallway, make your move. Grab the whole cake and start running, we’ll split it up later. If you hear something that sounds like bees, for the love of God run faster!
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
I’ll get you some cake…. I can make myself all invisible-like and steal things.
This one time I had 1 fish and 100 guests were gathering… I told them to all turn around as I would perform a magic trick to make 100 fish appear. 1 for each of them…. When they all turned around, I disappeared and came back with 99 more fish and put them on the table. Then told them to turn back around. They were amazed with my magic skillz.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Tell them its your half birthday and you should get half of the cake.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Just march right in there like you belonged and snatch two pieces of cake. If you’re questioned, tell them to suck a gob.
And strangely enough I have some night vision goggles, they’re very useful out here in the country.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
I got cake . . . Bring it .. if ya can !
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
I’ll get you some. I can turn invisible, but only if I’m naked and no one is looking. No peeking, OK?
j0e
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Just tell one of the paralegals you need some fuel for a meeting with Judge Green.
Judge Green = Golf course
They’ll think you’re at least a ball-washer, if not an avid player.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Consider it done.
*texts Spencer*
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Are you familiar with the phrase, "B*tch, where’s my cake?"
It is surprisingly more effective when said to one of your superiors, and it will earn you the respect of your co-workers, along with your extra large piece of cake.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Here’s a thought, ask for one? "That cake looks really good, may I have a small piece?"
Sure doll.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm
I think you need to mosey on down the legal and snag you a piece when they aren’t looking.*