Do midgets actually have night vision?
One of my friends told me midgets have night vision but I wasn't sure if it was true. I knew a little person from highschool so i called him up and asked him. He didn't say anything, he just hung up the phone so im pretty confused. Can anyone help me?
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January 10th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
Your friend is a dumbass. They have infrared vision, like the Predator, totally different thing.
January 10th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
o,m,g are you for real. course they do superman was one.
January 10th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
Actually you’re a bit off. Most ordinary midgets have infrared. This is why it is practically impossible to play hide and seek with these bastards. These also have the ability to flatten their bodies so they can get through small crevices.
Fun facts:
They can also survive nukes.
Good flotation device.
Awesome hats.
You can even swap them for real babies. Parents never can tell the difference.
January 10th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
yes of course they do they can see through walls too
January 10th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
Yes they do!! and they also have x-ray vision….lmao!!
January 10th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
Like an owl? hahahahaha
They’re just people for heaven sakes.
January 10th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
No. I guess they have shrinking powers.
January 10th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
It depends on whether or not they have got military night vision goggles. you can buy these from some specialist military stores or online. to be honest most midgets will have night vision because they have so much money after buying all there food and cloths.
January 10th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
I heard in certain unnamed countries, theyhave entire special forces units made up of midgets.
I guess because you don’t have to buy big uniforms or night vision goggles it’d be far cheaper..
And the tinyness gives that extra element of suprise..
Meanwhile in the deserts of Afghanistan:
"Hey, Osama! I hear something, I’m going to go investigate." *walks outside*
"Don’t worry Osama! Its just a Midget in Military fatiuges holding a tiny rifle, Its so cute! Like your wife and goat!"
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