Are these kids really dumb or am I really smart? Funny story.?
I live at the end of a quiet road in the woods at the end of a development. We are surrounded by a hundred acres of woods. There are always arson fires near my house cause dumb kids go into the woods and burn crap.
One night I am running at one am in my development. I see some flashlights and a fire in the middle of the dead end of the street. I shine my flashlight at them and they freak out. They stomp out their fire and run into the woods. I follow them into the woods watching their flashlight beams for a bit but they get smart turn off their lights and hide.
It's pitch black outside. I look for them for a bit and then get lazy. If they go deeper into the woods they will only get more lost, and they can't move without me hearing them or seeing their flashlights turn on.
I'm going completely out on a limb and I say very calmly and start lying "look guys I have all night. I know you guys are here. In a few minutes a bunch of my friends are going to be here with night vision goggles and we WILL find you. I also know that you guys live in this development and the only way home is up this street and I am cutting off your only path home."
I am thinking probably these kids have escaped. But a few seconds later flashlights turn on and a half a dozen high school aged kids come out of the woods with their hands up. The girls are crying the guys are terrified.
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Tags: arson fires, beams, crap, dumb kids, few minutes, fire and run, fire in the middle, flashlight, flashlights, freak out, get smart, girls, half a dozen, hundred acres, night vision goggles, pitch, quiet road
September 1st, 2010 at 4:36 am
Lol I don’t know but that is funny!